What?

We’re going to need a huge crowbar.

To the majority of Americans who would love to give you the middle finger, Trump…

You beat us to it.

Instead, you stayed up past midnight, bought what looks like the world’s largest gold eagle 🦅 from QVC, and had it glued to the side of the White House.

You gave yourself a huge bird.

It saves everyone else the trouble. Of giving you the bird individually.

Now, when democrats are on power, we gotta figure out how to rip the fucking thing off.

So very Liberace of you.

IFelixYou